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52 Funny Things to Ask Siri

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Siri, is my butt big? Who knew Siri could be so helpful and funny at the same time? There is nothing better than having a couple drinks and chatting with Siri. You can even change “her” language, which is fabulous. Here are 52 Funny Things to Ask Siri, whether you’ve had a drink or not.

52 Funny Things to Ask Siri

1.Why am I here?

2. Knock Knock

3. Show me the money

4. Sing a song

5.What are you wearing?

6. God bless you

7.Are you married?

8. Can you take me to your leader?

9. What’s your favorite color?

10. Who’s your daddy?

11. What’s the answer to the Universe?

12. I need to hide a body

13. Why’d the chicken cross the road?

14. Open the pod bay doors

15. Scooby Doo, where are you?

16.What is your Mom’s name?

17. What’s the best smartphone?

18. What’s the 2nd best smartphone?

19. Do you know about HAL 1000?

20. Is there a god?

21. Who’s on first?

22. Open your mouth and close your eyes I have a big surprise.

23 What are you?

24. Tell me a story.

25. How old are you?

26. Tell me a joke (x3)

27. I’m drunk?

28. Did you fart?

29. What is the meaning of life?

30. I need to take a dump

31. Testing Testing 123

32. Do you want to play a game?

33. Are you evil?

34. I think you’re hot

35. I love you

36.Are you human?

37. What’s your story?

38. Where are you?

39. Can I borrow some money?

40. I can’t see you.

41. Can you pick me up?

42. Are you kidding me?

43. Good morning! (at night)

44. Where are you?

45. Talk dirty to me

46. I am going to jump off a bridge and kill myself

47.How old am I?

48. Do you want to go on a date?

49.Where do babies come from?

50.Who is your favorite person?

51. What is my name?

52. When is your birthday?


53.Siri, who let the dogs out?

54. Are you a virgin?

55. Do you drink beer?

56. What does Siri mean?


Add your questions below!!!!!