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The 22 Ugliest Examples Of ’90s Footwear To Ever Meet Your Eyes

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The folks over at BuzzFeed.com have compiled a list of the most ugliest footwear of the 90s. None of this ever had to happen. (But what do you bet you owned at least a couple of these shoes.)

1. Steve Madden platform sandals with that stretchy vamp.

Steve Madden platform sandals with that stretchy vamp.

2. John Fluevog’s “Munster” shoe. Why entrusting your feet into the care of someone named “Fluevog” is beyond me.

John Fluevog's "Munster" shoe. Why entrusting your feet into the care of someone named "Fluevog" is beyond me.

Source: fluevog.com

3. Oh. No.

Oh. No.

Source: etsy.com

4. Clomp-clomp. Folks heard you coming from miles.

Clomp-clomp. Folks heard you coming from miles.

Source: etsy.com

5. Leopard platform sandals. Did you also use those furry pens? You did, didn’t you?

Leopard platform sandals. Did you also use those furry pens? You did, didn't you?

Source: etsy.com

6. Sketchers: the worst. SO UGLYYYYAHAHHAHAHAFKDHJWLKDJF:WLEJFOW:EFIJWOEIJ.

Sketchers: the worst. SO UGLYYYYAHAHHAHAHAFKDHJWLKDJF:WLEJFOW:EFIJWOEIJ.

Source: etsy.com

7. Adidas unisex sport sandals. If you were a cool boy, you’d wear them with socks. All through the winter.

Adidas unisex sport sandals. If you were a cool boy, you'd wear them with socks. All through the winter.

8. Slam your body down! (Just count on spraining your ankle.)

Slam your body down! (Just count on spraining your ankle.)

9. Ugh, barf.

Ugh, barf.

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10. Baaaaaaarrrrrffff.

Baaaaaaarrrrrffff.

Source: etsy.com

11. Cookies: tossed.

Cookies: tossed.

Source: etsy.com

12. Chunks: blown.

Chunks: blown.

13. Airwalk made these shiny sneaks, and the red ones had hologram sparkles in them.

Airwalk made these shiny sneaks, and the red ones had hologram sparkles in them.

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14. Vom.

Vom.

15. Foam footwear. Never shoulda happened.

Foam footwear. Never shoulda happened.

16. Blaahhhh.

Blaahhhh.

Source: etsy.com

17. Remember these Chinese-inspired Mary Janes that offered guaranteed pain thanks to no arch support?

Remember these Chinese-inspired Mary Janes that offered guaranteed pain thanks to no arch support?

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18. Jelly high heels. Awesome at the time. Kind of embarrassing when they made a “comeback.” Please no more comebacks.

Jelly high heels. Awesome at the time. Kind of embarrassing when they made a "comeback." Please no more comebacks.

Source: etsy.com

19. Nike split-toe sneakers. For all those edgy weirdos.

Nike split-toe sneakers. For all those edgy weirdos.

Source: ebay.com

20. Technicolor yawn.

Technicolor yawn.

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21. Keds. A standard. Except did you ever wear two different ones on each foot? You did? Oooh, you rebel.

Keds. A standard. Except did you ever wear two different ones on each foot? You did? Oooh, you rebel.

22. And last…technically Heelys debuted in 2000. But this was a terrible footnote on which to end the decade.

And last...technically Heelys debuted in 2000. But this was a terrible footnote on which to end the decade.

Source: etsy.com

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